Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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