I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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