I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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