drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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