He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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