well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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