and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Randomize