Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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