People with herpes should wear stickers.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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