I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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