If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The Olympian is in my bed
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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