Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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