Nicole vs. Life
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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