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He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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