I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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