I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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