In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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