you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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