Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize