His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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