My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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