R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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