Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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