soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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