3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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