Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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