you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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