You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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