His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm like, not good at living.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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