Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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