Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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