All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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