dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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