READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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