wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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