carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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