So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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