he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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