Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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