accomplished twins. life is a go
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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