yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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