bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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