Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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