Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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