so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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