oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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