Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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