$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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