the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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