Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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